Thursday, June 22

well ment signs from the continet I left behind


A sign posted in Germany’s Black Forest:

It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.

In a Z├╝rich hotel:

Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

In a Rome laundry:

Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency:

Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.

9 comments:

Cynnie said...

aww..for me ?
well I'm gonna think that regardless..
my sister in law lives in Augsburg..( I think thats right )
She's great..thick german accent and she always tells me ..germans are assholes!..

Zee said...

... Augsburg is a fine city - one of the few I handle in Germany, though to be honest I haven't been there for a while and I don't know what is going on.
But yes, .....
for you!

Gary said...

After a heavy day of work - you've got me smiling my friend! I like the laundromat the best...

Zee said...

ahh, for you to Gary - this week seems to be a heavier load for many of us.

Mirvat said...

no miscarriages :)))

Zee said...

I like horses Mirvat, I'll take my chances :)))

Mone said...

Black forest... we Germans joke the people there live like in the dark ages, hahaha.
Have you been to Saxony? I give you my hand, you won't find a stupid sign like that over here.

ChickyBabe said...

I'd love to be in Rome right now... The Italians got it right!

Before Sunrise said...

Great headlines Zee!!! Made me smile :-)